Choose Let's Use Free Speech to Praise Yellow Teeth

Do you have wisdom teeth? Did your habits cause your wisdom teeth and other teeth to discolor? Don't worry. You don't have to have yellow teeth to cherish yellow teeth; it just adds credibility to your love of yellow teeth. After reading this book, you will proclaim the following words, "Yellow teeth glory!" Because you need an opportunity to praise yellow teeth, you have one here in Andrew Bushard's chapbook.

Maybe this book will drive you to establish the Yellow Teeth Appreciation Society or maybe this book will drive you to organize the Yellow Teeth Celebration Parade. You won't know what this book will drive you to do, until you buy it.

Don't be one of those people who knock out all their teeth; turn your teeth to yellow instead. This book will pump you up to do such.

This book will have you saying, "Bah to pearly whites! Yellow teeth will give me everything I want in life."

26 pages; 25 poems.