Choose Let's Use Free Speech to Exalt Crystal Meth

What are you going to do with that picket sign gathering dust in your attic? Of course, you could picket some evil or injustice. But why bother doing that?

Why don't you create a picket sign that says "Crystal Meth Rules!" and hold it on the sidewalk adjacent to Washington D.C.'s Embassy of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia? If that doesn't appeal to you, why don't you create a picket sign that says "Choose Let's Use Free Speech to Exalt Crystal Meth" and hold it on the sidewalk adjacent to Washington D.C.'s Embassy of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia? What have you got to lose? You might even win a ticket to permanently relocate to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia or the consolation prize of a voucher to visit the alcohol free lounge of Washington D.C.'s Embassy of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia for 37 minutes.

We're not even scratching the surface of Crystal Meth's benefits, so you need to read this book to fulfill yourself.

Otherwise, realize: "Crystal meth will nourish your body. Crystal meth will free your mind. Crystal meth will save your soul. This poetry chapbook will show you how."

26 pages; 25 poems.