New Free Speech Appreciation Holidays

In order to better celebrate all the various elements of freedom of speech, of which Free Press Media stands for, Free Press Media proposes the creation of the following new holidays: 

Political and Religious Spectrum Day

Path Breaking Day

Creativity Day

Intellectual Stimulation Day

Pornography Appreciation Day

Political Extremism Day

Extreme Speech Day

Inflammatory Political Rhetoric Day

R Rated Movie Day

NC-17 Rated Movie Day

Indy Media Day

Swear Words Day

Subverting the Dominant and Subordinate Paradigms Day

Heretic Day

Moral Crusader Day

Maverick Day

Ranting Day

Iconoclast Day